I had a friend visiting from Australia, and we were talking about the Aussie male population. He told me a wild story about the hottest guy he had ever seen – a guy from down under who was into some, um, pretty, ah, exotic activities. He said this guy was into masturbating – and I just about keeled over!
This Aussie was a total wildcard. People called him The Masturbator. He’d go out for a night on the town and wind up back in his flat at 2am with a dozen or more willing participants eager to partake in some self-love adventures. It was wild, I tell you – and proof that even Aussies can take shameless to a whole new level!
In all fairness, though, it was really the betelgeuse attitude that sets The Masturbator aside from the rest of the pack. He’d take no shame in talking about his pursuits and wasn’t afraid to get down and dirty when it comes to the topic of self-pleasing. So, you’d have to admire his enthusiasm and wild streak for sure!
Now, when it comes to the mechanics of getting off, The Masturbator had all his bases covered. He’d procure all the necessary tools to get the job done – lubes, toys, vibrators. He was really an engineer of his own pleasure – a master of his domain. And, I’m sure he bagged quite a few orgasms in the process that a wink of a jealous eye.
Beyond that though, he was just outrageous and larger-than-life. Heck, he was brash and bold – a regular swashbuckler of carnal indulgence. The ladies? Well, let’s just say they couldn’t get enough of him!
But, it wasn’t all just pleasuring himself and breaking hearts. He had his own brand of fun that went beyond the bedroom. He liked to go to parties and dance until the wee hours of the morning – he definitely had a style of his own and been known to stir up a little mischief.
Now, with all these wild adventures, comes a sense of responsibility. The Masturbator, believe it or not, was careful about hygiene and took all the appropriate health measures. He was a master of sexual health – and I’m sure his mates more than appreciated his precautions.
Oh my, that was wild my friend! As you can imagine, there was always a lot of talk about The Masturbator. But, no matter how outlandish his activities were, I’d still be willing to give a few tips to anyone in the mood for a little bit of masturbation-related adventure. For starters, I’d suggest doing a bit of research beforehand vibrators to get a better understanding of the nuances and techniques of using lube with vibrators. From there, you can move on to other aspects like kink-building, and reviewing erotic stories. Don’t be shy – it’s a great source of pleasure and the sensations can be incredibly intense if done correctly.
Well, it looks like hot male Australian masturbating is more than just wild tales from down under! Who’d have thought that you can mix pleasure and education so effectively. All I can say, like The Masturbator would have, is that it’s worth a shot!